Totes

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Author: Jeremy Whitman

A former standup comedian trying to find the best way to communicate now.

2 thoughts on “Totes

  1. Right about here was when I snort laughed: ‘raw denim next level thundercats mustache succulents pug four dollar toast craft beer. 8-bit green juice marfa food truck chartreuse, butcher drinking vinegar occupy hoodie kitsch coloring book 90’s tattooed.’

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